The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

The Mother of All Battles (1991)

John Wesley: Dr. Hoover

Quotes 

• Phillip Banks : [Phillip and Dr. Hoover are in a fight]  Dr. Hoover, the school where you got your degree, did you find it on the back of a matchbook?

  Dr. Hoover : Penn State, my brother.

  Phillip Banks : Really? Good school. I was thinking of going there if my scholarship to Princeton, Yale, Wharton, and Talladega Tech had fallen through!

  Dr. Hoover : Impressive, you must have been quite an athlete in your thinner days.

  Phillip Banks : Hey, hey, let's stick to the topic, okay?

  Dr. Hoover : Fine. Speaking as a doctor, I think your daughter should be heavily sedated and immediately institutionalized.

  Phillip Banks : Well, speaking as a lawyer, I can only say that your daughter fits the criminal profile to a T, right down to the sloping forehead and the wide jaws suitable for grains and small rodents!

  Dr. Hoover : I think you have her confused with your momma!

  Will : [Phillip punches Dr. Hoover and knocks him down]  That's it, Uncle Phil, you're grounded!

  [to Dr. Hoover] 

  Will : You know, I'd be happy to prescribe something for that.