- Jameson: [Jameson is superstisious and thinks Will is a good luck charm. His horoscope says to stay away from leos] My lucky numbers have always been 3 and 7. Will, when is your birthday?
- Will: July 3rd.
- Jameson: What year?
- Will: 1973.
- Jameson: So you were born on 7-3-73? My lucky numbers!
- Phillip Banks: Jameson, its just a coincidence.
- Jameson: Coincidence? I don't think so.
- Carlton: I was born August 4th, 1974.
- Jameson: [Jumps back] A leo?
- [to Will; after revealing Jameson performed taxidermy and takes advice from his dog]
- Phillip Banks: You are a 17 year old kid and in no position to be giving financial advice.
- Vivian Banks: Exactly. That's Sparky's job.