"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Take My Cousin... Please (TV Episode 1993) - Will Smith as Will Smith

Prof. Scott Burton : [as Hilary walks by] Who is that?

William 'Will' Smith : Hilary? Oh, that's my cousin.

Prof. Scott Burton : Is she involved with anyone?

William 'Will' Smith : Mostly just herself.
Hilary Banks : [to Will] I need to switch cars. Carlton said you had the keys.

William 'Will' Smith : Oh, yeah, here.

[hands Hilary the keys]

William 'Will' Smith : What's wrong with your car?

Hilary Banks : I'm going shoe shopping. I need a wagon.
Will : I'm telling you, if you leave Scott now, it could haunt you for the rest of your life.

Hilary : What do you mean?

Will : Well, you may never date again. You might become an old lady walking around with a shower cap, and a raggety halter-top that says 'Ja-am,' and rhinestone Gouchos. And you would be eating neckbone sandwiches and shouting at your imaginary dog, Brutus. And you know what the worse part of it is?

Hilary : What?

Will : The only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup.

Hilary : Ewww, I hate soup.
Hilary Banks : You were right, Will. Scott is the first guy since Trevor that I really liked, and I guess I just got scared. I guess I had to find something wrong with him.

Will : And that Adams Apple thing is the best you could come up with?

Hilary Banks : Well, you know I never had a good imagination. I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. I used to play with Carlton's. God, they were such dweebs.

Will Smith: Will Smith