- Carlton Banks: I'm worried about my parents. I've been listening outside their bedroom.
- William 'Will' Smith: Carlton, he's not hurting her.
- [after Vivian asks Will to be her partner at Soul Train]
- Will: I'd like to Aunt Viv, really. But it's hard to get my groove on with an old woman.
- [Vivian glares]
- Will: Oh, you don't know "kid talk". You know, "bad" is good, "stupid" is wonderful, and "old" is uh... beautiful. You *so* old Aunt Viv. You're the *oldest* woman I've even seen.