"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" PSAT Pstory (TV Episode 1991) - Will Smith as Will Smith

Carlton : Who said, "It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees"?

Will : I'm guessin' that one wasn't Madonna.
Carlton Banks : My life is over. I'll be expelled. They'll send me away. I'll have to get a jheri curl and a tattoo! I'll be subjected to overcrowding, bad food, and daily threats of personal violence.

William 'Will' Smith : They won't send you to prison for cheating on a test.

Carlton Banks : I'm not talking about prison. I'm talking about public school!
Carlton Banks : [to Will about the PSAT] I don't believe it. You couldn't have done better than me. Somewhere there's an Asian Will Smith and he's really ticked.

William 'Will' Smith : Carlton, it was one measly little percentile point, all right? But, I won't hesitate to throw it in your face if you don't leave me alone.

Carlton Banks : Well, everyone still knows I have the superior intellect.

[sprays kitchen window]

William 'Will' Smith : Then, why are you using car wax on the window?

[mockingly]

William 'Will' Smith : This a window, this is Windex. Can you say that, IittIe boy?
Philip Banks : Carlton, you can wear my old Princeton sweater today for good luck.

William 'Will' Smith : Or he could throw in the air and plug up that big hole in the ozone.
Carlton : Will, if I were you, I'd be preparing for the PSATs.

Will : Carlton, if I were you, I'd get a red nose and some big shoes and call it a day.

Will Smith: Will Smith