The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Did the Earth Move for You? (1991)

Will Smith: Will Smith

Quotes 

• Will : [Will has a dopey look on his face, and wearing a wig]  I'm stuck in a basement, sittin' on a tricycle. Girl gettin' on my nerves.Going out of my mind. I thought she was fine. Don't know if her body is hers.

• Will : [singing]  I'm stuck in the basement sitting on a tricycle, girlfriend getting on my nerves. Going outta my mind, I thought she was fine, don't know if her body is hers.

• Will : [to Kathleen]  Maybe we don't know each other as well as we thought. Listen to me. I'm starting to sound like my Uncle Phil. Next thing I know, I'm gonna wake up bald and hungry.

• Kathleen : If you mention the word "breath mints" one more time, I'm going to scream.

  Will : [creeps up behind her]  Breath mints, breath mints,

  [angrier] 

  Will : breath mints, breath Mints, BREATH MINTS!

• Will : Kathleen, in the last 3 hours you've taken out your eyeballs, your fingernails, your eyelids, and your hair. What other parts of your body can I get at the mall?

• [Will and his girlfriend are trapped in the basement after and earthquake] 

  Will : [singing]  I'm stuck in a basement, sittin' on a tricycle, girl gettin' on my nerves; Goin' outta my mind, I thought she was fine, don't know if her body is hers.

• Vivian Banks : [walking downstairs]  I'm Ready.

  Phillip Banks : Ah, finally. What took you so long?

  Vivian Banks : Oh I just spent an hour chasing my outfit on the new rotating dressrack.

  Phillip Banks : Why didn't you set the variable speed adjustment?

  Vivian Banks : Phillip, these gadgets are making my life miserable.

  Phillip Banks : Well honey, you're the one who said we should redecorate.

  Vivian Banks : Well yeah! I said we should keep up with the Joneses, honey, not the *Jetsons*!

  Will : Look before this turns into a argument can we have our tickets so we can go, please?

  Phillip Banks : Oh, certainly.

  [starts looking in his suit] 

  Vivian Banks : You lost them did'nt you?

  Phillip Banks : No, I did'nt, I know exactly where they are. There in my desk... In my office... Downtown.

  Will : Awww!

  Vivian Banks : No problem. We'll just hop on my dress rack and swing by.

• Will : Ah, my lucky baseball mitt. My mom taught me how to play. That's why I took up basketball.

• Kathleen : Will, it's fine.

  Will : Uh uh, I'm a grown man lying under a table, hugging a teddy bear. I am NOT fine.

• Will : [after Kathleen screams when Will says "Breath Mints" one more time]  And your Mom sucks breath mints, *too*!