The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

All Guts, No Glory (1993)

Julie Lloyd: Registrar

Quotes 

• William 'Will' Smith : I just need to drop this class.

  Registrar : Well looking at your schedule, I'm going to guess it's Western Philosophy.

  William 'Will' Smith : How'd you know that?

  Registrar : Easy, it's the only class you're taking that requires you to stay awake.

• Registrar : [to Will]  You think you've got problems? My wife is seeing more action than Chuck Norris. My office used to be the janitor's washroom. Look here.

  [opens door] 

  Registrar : I have a *toilet* in my closet!

• William 'Will' Smith : Wait, I gotta get Professor Mansfield's signature to drop this class? He's never gonna do that, there's got to be some other way.

  Registrar : Well actually there *is* one other way.

  William 'Will' Smith : What is it?

  Registrar : Make it one of your demands when you climb the bell tower with a rifle.