The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

All Guts, No Glory (1993)

Will Smith: Will Smith

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Quotes 

• Prof. Jeremy Mansfield : Here's an oldie but a goodie. If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's there to see it or hear it, does it make a sound?

  William 'Will' Smith : Yes, yes, it does. Well, no, no it doesn't. Well, how *big* is the tree? Or how far away is this tree from the subway? And how far away is the woods from the ghetto? If the tree falls on a gopher, does the sound that the gopher makes count? What if it fall on Uncle Phil and he hurt the tree?

• Will : Excuse me, but I think I've seen your picture somewhere before.

  Attractive Girl : Where?

  Will : Oh, yeah. I think it was in the dictionary under KABLAM!

• Prof. Jeremy Mansfield : [to Will]  Can I get by?

  William 'Will' Smith : Not with those looks.

• William 'Will' Smith : [to his new teacher]  Hey Sting, kick some lyrics, man.

• Philip Banks : [talking about his old college teacher]  The man changed my life. And you know how he did? He challenged me.

  William 'Will' Smith : To what, a pie eating contest?

• William 'Will' Smith : I just need to drop this class.

  Registrar : Well looking at your schedule, I'm going to guess it's Western Philosophy.

  William 'Will' Smith : How'd you know that?

  Registrar : Easy, it's the only class you're taking that requires you to stay awake.

• William 'Will' Smith : [Phil says every student has one professor that makes them who they are]  I think I already found him. He's fun and funny, he makes me think about stuff in ways I never thought of before... and I just dropped his class.

  Philip Banks : Let me guess, Western Philosophy.

  William 'Will' Smith : HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW THAT?

  Philip Banks : Because it's what you do, Will, anytime you're met with a challenge you turn and run.

• William 'Will' Smith : Wait, I gotta get Professor Mansfield's signature to drop this class? He's never gonna do that, there's got to be some other way.

  Registrar : Well actually there *is* one other way.

  William 'Will' Smith : What is it?

  Registrar : Make it one of your demands when you climb the bell tower with a rifle.

• Prof. Jeremy Mansfield : [Will wants to participate in class after dropping it]  Mr. Smith, I can't see or hear you since you are no longer here.

  [pushes him to the door] 

  William 'Will' Smith : Oh but you can *shove* me, right?