- Lindsay Weir: What if all of this is a dream, and it isn't even our dream, it's that dog's dream? Maybe we're just existing in his mind and all of a sudden he'll go drink out of the toilet and we'll be gone. What will happen to us if that dog wakes up? It will be over.
- Millie Kentner: Life is not that dog's dream.
- Bill Haverchuck: [after taking bite of jelly sandwich that Alan put peanuts in] This is crunchy.
- Sam Weir: So?
- Bill Haverchuck: Like peanutty crunchy.
- [Sam takes bite of food and looks at him]
- Neal Schweiber: Do you want me to go get Ms. Foote so you two can discuss it?
- [Sam laughs hard/loud with mouth full offscreen]
- Millie Kentner: You're high!
- Lindsay Weir: How could you tell?
- Millie Kentner: I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer.
- Harold Weir: I feel that there comes a point in a young man's life when he should start testing the waters.
- Lindsay Weir: What about me testing the waters?
- Harold Weir: You can test the waters, too - after you get married!