Frasier (TV Series)

You Scratch My Book... (1995)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

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• Daphne : I'm off to the Book Nook. Dr. Snow is signing copies of her new bestseller.

  Martin Crane : Hey, wait a minute! You're going out? What about my whirlpool therapy?

  Daphne : Oh, right. I forgot. Maybe you could go to the book signing for me, Dr. Crane. It's right around the corner from the station.

  Frasier : I would sooner attend a hoedown.

  Niles : I would gladly go, but I've got my compulsive spending seminar, and I'm hoping to unload the rest of these raffle tickets.

• Niles : What are you all dressed up for? Hot date?

  Frasier : As a matter of fact, yes.

  Niles : With whom?

  Martin Crane : Dr. Honey Snow.

  Frasier : Did it ever occur to you that I might not want Niles to know who I'm dating?

  Martin Crane : Sure it did. Right before I said it.

• [first lines] 

  Martin Crane : [entering the apartment]  Ahh, I still say when some guy grabs your parking space, you don't just sit there, you say something.

  Frasier : Dad, when a man has no front teeth and stitches on his nose, I think it's safe to assume he's sensitive to criticism.

• Niles : Ooh, watching the sport of kings, I see. Which horse did you wager on?

  Martin Crane : Joe's Dream, number eight.

  Niles : Goodness, he seems to be taking a serene, almost Buddhist approach to the race.