"Frasier" You Scratch My Book... (TV Episode 1995) - Shannon Tweed as Dr. Honey Snow

Dr. Honey Snow : Oh, Dr. Niles Crane. I read a wonderful article you wrote in the Journal of Psychiatric Medicine. Let's see... "Gestalt Therapy, Probing the Subconscious."

Niles : Yes, and I believe I read your quiz in Cosmo, "Is Your Guy a Stud or a Dud?"
Dr. Honey Snow : I have something I want to give you.

Frasier : Oh?

Dr. Honey Snow : It's a manuscript of my upcoming book.

Frasier : Oh. Another one? So soon?

Dr. Honey Snow : I hope you like it Frasier. Because if you do, I'd love for you to write the foreword.

Frasier : Me?

Niles : Who better?

Frasier : Well, actually there's so many other people that would be more qualified to write for such an important work.

Dr. Honey Snow : Well, if I didn't know better, I'd think you didn't want to do it.

Frasier : Oh, no, no, no, no. It's a great honor.

Daphne : I'll say. The last book had an introduction by Mickey Rooney.
Frasier : I hope you feel you can be just as honest with me.

Dr. Honey Snow : Oh I do, I do. Tell me everything. I don't want us to hide anything.

Frasier : I thought your chapter titles were clumsy and jejune. Your turn.

Dr. Honey Snow : You use way too much French in everyday conversation. You go.
Dr. Honey Snow : A handshake is just a hug for fraidy cats.
Dr. Honey Snow : Oh, when you talk about wine, I wish I had a gun.
Frasier : I love saccharin, use it every day.

Dr. Honey Snow : I'm glad you like saccharin, darling, because there's no way you're getting any honey.

Shannon Tweed: Dr. Honey Snow