Frasier (TV Series)

You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover (1994)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Daphne Moon : [Frasier and Martin are arguing about Daphne's date with Jimmy]  Excuse me, gentlemen, but might I interject one tiny little thought into this conversation?

  Frasier : Of course, Daphne.

  Daphne Moon : Belt up! Both of you! It may have escaped your notice, but I happen to be to a grown woman, and nobody has told me whom I might or might not date since I was schoolgirl, and I didn't listen then! Now, when I've quite made up my mind what I plan to do about Jimmy, I'll let you know. But right now, I'm going to my room. You two hens have wasted enough of my time.

  [Daphne storms off] 

  Frasier : That would have been a very dramatic exit if only her room was down that hall.

• Daphne Moon : Someone here is long overdue for a...

  Martin : Hey! Don't you say that word.

  Daphne Moon : What word?

  Martin : B-A-T-H.

  [Eddie runs away] 

  Frasier : When he yawns, it may smell like swamp gas, but his spelling's improving.

• Martin : Oh hi, Daphne. This is Daphne Moon, these are my friends, Linda, Frank, Jimmy.

  Frank : Very pretty name. Do people call you Daffy for short?

  Daphne Moon : Not twice.

• Martin : [Daphne's embarrassing him in front of his poker buddies]  Daph, don't you have a dog to go wash?

  Daphne Moon : Oh yeah I suppose so. Of course it'd be easier if I could actually catch the thing.

  [picks up a can of beer] 

  Daphne Moon : Maybe one of these will help.

  Jimmy : Hey, beer's not good for dogs.

  Daphne Moon : No, but it's super for me.