Frasier (TV Series)
We Two Kings (2002)
Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle
Quotes
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Daphne Moon : Why are you being so weird? He seems perfect.
Roz Doyle : I don't know. Just wasn't what I was expecting. Something's missing.
Daphne Moon : Like what?
Roz Doyle : I don't know. Well, at the mall he has all this warmth and he's got this jolly sense of humor. Oh, you should see him when he laughs, his whole stomach shakes.
Daphne Moon : Oh, my God. You're in love with Santa Claus.
Roz Doyle : Give me a break.
Daphne Moon : Admit it. You want the jelly belly.
Roz Doyle : Okay, don't be gross.
Daphne Moon : You want to bang boots with the big boy.
Roz Doyle : I've got to get to work.
Daphne Moon : You want to get your paws on the Claus is more like it.
Roz Doyle : Stop it Daphne! That's enough!
Daphne Moon : One more: you're a Ho, Ho, Ho.
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Roz Doyle : Come on, Frasier. Talk to me. Use your words
Dr. Frasier Crane : It's just so egregious.
Roz Doyle : Smaller words.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : How are things with Mr. Claus?
Roz Doyle : I haven't had a chance to ask him out yet.
Dr. Frasier Crane : What's the matter? Low elf esteem?
Roz Doyle : How long have you been working on that one?
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Roz Doyle : [Looking in Frasier's bag] Is this for us too?
Dr. Frasier Crane : No, no, actually this is another "Dancing Santa" for Dad. His other one got damaged.
Roz Doyle : I thought you threw that thing over the balcony.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, which damaged it.
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Roz Doyle : Oh, what is the big deal? Why don't you let him have Christmas?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Because it is just so unfair.
Roz Doyle : What's not fair?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, you wouldn't understand.
Roz Doyle : Well come on Frasier, talk to me. Use your words.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Because, it's so egregious.
Roz Doyle : Smaller words.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Okay, look, it just seems that Niles is systematically emptying my home. We used to have Thanksgiving dinner there... gone! Daphne... gone! If I let him have Christmas, I'll have nothing left. Just end up some... doddering old bachelor sipping tea and keeping the apartment at a balmy seventy-eight degrees.
Roz Doyle : And how is that different from now?