Frasier (TV Series)
Trophy Girlfriend (2003)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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[about Frasier and Chelsea's trophy]
Martin Crane : Well, I'm proud of both of you. And squash might not be the toughest of sports, but it's still technically a sport.
Chelsea : What? Squash can be pretty tough!
[Martin scoffs]
Chelsea : Oh, no, no, no, no. I once saw a guy break his leg in a mid-court collision. The bone was poking through his skin, and he still finished the point.
Martin Crane : [to Niles] That's the game you guys play?
Dr. Niles Crane : [fighting nausea] Hell, yeah!
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[Frasier and Chelsea bring home a trophy]
Martin Crane : [to Niles] But I don't want you moping around here if your brother wins one and you don't.
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh please, Dad, I'm a little more mature than that.
Martin Crane : No, you're not. It still bugs you that his name comes first alphabetically.
Dr. Niles Crane : Well, that was your fault!