Frasier (TV Series)

Three Dates and a Breakup (1997)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• [Roz enters the Cafe wearing an elegant dress] 

  Niles : You look like an almost-passable version of someone who works with my brother.

  Roz Doyle : Bite me!

  Niles : Oh, it is you.

• [after the waitress tells Roz that her friend John had to cancel] 

  Waitress : Roz Doyle, right?

  Roz Doyle : Yeah.

  Waitress : Sorry, you don't look anything like he described on the phone.

  Roz Doyle : All right, before I do anything crazy - like, go to the airport, fly to Wisconsin, and crash a wedding - did I really look that bad the other day?

  [Sherry enters] 

  Sherry Dempsey : Hi, boys!

  [to Roz] 

  Sherry Dempsey : Say, you look familiar. Did I meet your older sister in here the other day? Oh, she must be jealous of you!

  [Roz marches out of the cafe] 

  Roz Doyle : TAXI!

• Roz Doyle : You haven't seen my friend John here, have you?

  Frasier : No.

  Roz Doyle : We're meeting for coffee. I'm going to tell him that I'm on my way to a chic cocktail party. This is the "Roz" that I want him to tell people about at that wedding in Wisconsin.

  Frasier : The vain, neurotic, lying Roz?

• [Frasier brags about having three dates in a row that weekend] 

  Roz Doyle : Not bad.

  Frasier : "Not bad"? If I didn't know better, I'd say someone was a little jealous. After this weekend you may have to give up your dating crown.

  Roz Doyle : I once had three dates on a single Saturday and still had time to defrost my refrigerator and rotate my tires.

  Frasier : [deflated]  It's a wonder you could rotate anything after that.