Frasier (TV Series)
Three Dates and a Breakup (1997)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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Niles : Yes, and I'd love to stay but I... have my therapy group meeting, and last time I was late the, er, compulsive gamblers were betting the passive aggressives that they couldn't make the over-eaters cry.
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Niles : Well, were you seriously considering playing couple's therapist with Dad and that woman, after we just got rid of her?
Frasier : I have no intention in repairing the rift. God, last night for the first time in months I wasn't jolted awake at 2:00 AM by her rousing rendition of "Foggy Mountain Breakdown"!
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[Niles balks at asking out an attractive woman at a party, while two women have already come onto Frasier]
Frasier : Well Niles, I'll tell you what. Seeing as how Cupid has so amply stocked my quiver this evening, I shall try and shine on your behalf.
Niles : [nearly sick] Oh my God, you're unbearable!
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Niles : I suppose you came over here to gloat because a woman came onto you.
Frasier : Not hardly, I wouldn't do that sort of thing. I came over here to gloat because *two* women came onto me!
Niles : Two?
Frasier : My God, I've never had a night like this in my entire life! I'm a babe magnet, I'm catnip!
Niles : I think I feel a fur ball coming up.
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Frasier : Oh, by the way Niles, my benefit for the Seattle Theatre Ensemble is tonight - I haven't recieved your check yet.
Niles : Well, that's because I'm still not sure if I'm coming. Whom should I expect to meet there?
Frasier : Professional people... around our age...
Niles : [wanting more] Hmmm.
Frasier : Same social standing...
Niles : [strangely] Yoww!
Frasier : Specific-minded... interested in the arts...
Niles : Oh for God's sake, how many women?
Frasier : Well, why didn't you say so?
Niles : Well, I thought my rutting monkey body language would have tipped you off.