Frasier (TV Series)

The Seal Who Came to Dinner (1998)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Daphne Moon : You dirty old man! Flirting with a girl her age!

  Martin Crane : Well, she was flirting right back. I saw her giving me the once-over.

  Daphne Moon : Yeah, she looked once and it was over. You've never acted this silly with any of my other girl friends. What's so special about Pam?

  Martin Crane : Oh, nothing. She's just young and friendly, and... she reminds me of the girls I used to date back during the war.

  Daphne Moon : What, you mean Korea? Mr. Crane, it's not dating when you're an occupying force.

• Martin Crane : Hey, the gals in Pyong Chang used to think I was pretty damn cute.

  Daphne Moon : Yeah well, this is a bit different. You're not twenty-one and her village hasn't just burned down.