Frasier (TV Series)

The Ring Cycle (2002)

Sam Johnson: Reno Officiant

Quotes 

• Reno Officiant : You may exchange rings as a symbol of the promises you've made here today.

  [Niles and Daphne put the rings on each other's fingers] 

  Reno Officiant : By the power vested in me by the state of Nevada, county of Washoe and the all-new Lucky 7 Resort and Casino, I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. Good luck!

  [the officiant presses a button and the recorded sounds of church bells are heard. He starts to leave, but pauses at the chapel door] 

  Reno Officiant : Hey, don't forget to check out our topless buffet.

  [He leaves] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : [shouting]  He never said "You may kiss the bride."

  Daphne Moon : [Also shouting]  You may kiss the bride.

  [Niles and Daphne embrace and kiss] 

• Reno Officiant : Seriously, do you have the rings?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, no. In my rush to get here, I completely forgot about them.

  Daphne Moon : Does this mean we can't get married?

  Reno Officiant : It would, if we didn't offer seven different wedding band packages for you to choose from. Now, depending on your budget, we can offer you anything from the "B-Steel My Heart," that's genuine stainless right there, to the "Never Ending Love," which can be returned for up to 90 days, no questions asked.