Frasier (TV Series)

The Friend (1996)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Frasier : I had friends back in Boston. It's only since I've returned to Seattle that I've been falling back on Niles.

  Niles : [insulted]  "Falling back on Niles"?

  Frasier : Oh, for God's sake, Niles. When we go out to dinner I always know exactly what you're going to say before you say it.

  Niles : Well, then I'm sorry you had to hear that, Frasier.

• Roz Doyle : Got some messages. Bob. Bob. And--oh look--here's one from Bob.

  Frasier : Two weeks and 45 phone calls. Can't we just get an unlisted number?

  Roz Doyle : They sort of frown on that with call-in shows.

• Daphne Moon : What about someone from your wine club?

  Frasier : Oh well, truth be told Daphne, those people are insufferable bores unless they have a glass in their hands. Sherry, Niles?

• Bob : "Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand."

  Frasier : Mark Twain, The Mysterious Stranger!