Frasier (TV Series)

The Botched Language of Cranes (1994)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Roz Doyle : Is that a new TV?

  Martin Crane : Yeah.

  Roz Doyle : That's great. Did you get it hooked up yet?

  Martin Crane : No, I decided I'd let Niles take a crack at it first.

• Martin Crane : [to Frasier]  Let me tell you something: a city's like a woman. You get one mad at you, it doesn't matter if you're completely right and she's completely wrong, you'll apologize anyway, or you'll be paying for it for the rest of your life.

  Daphne Moon : I'm not sure if I care for that analogy.

  Martin Crane : Oh gee, I'm sorry, Daphne, I was way out of line.

  Daphne Moon : [smiles]  All right, you're forgiven.