Frasier (TV Series)

Tales from the Crypt (2002)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : Oh, jeez, Fras, this is the fourth time through. Can somebody else play Bulldog now?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad, you said you would help me with this.

  Martin Crane : Well, that's because you said we were gonna do a practical joke. I thought it would be fun.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Whatever gave you that idea?

• Martin Crane : [after watching Bulldog shoot a zombie on the CCTV]  Kenny, it's a fake gun.

  Kenny Daly : What?

  Martin Crane : It's a fake gun!

  Kenny Daly : What about the bullets?

  [Martin and Roz share a look] 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Why is it that whenever Bulldog pulls a practical joke, you all applaud him, as if he'd won some sort of bowl or cup or other sports dish? But when I ask you to give up a single Sunday, all I get is complaints?

  Martin Crane : Well, because you keep turning it into work! This is supposed to be fun! Like a day at the beach. Oh, you do this kind of thing all the time.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Like when?

  Martin Crane : Like the last time we went to the beach!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : A lot of people bring rakes!