Frasier (TV Series)
Tales from the Crypt (2002)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : For the record, I knew immediately it was not my car. Mine has a bumper sticker on it that says, "I AM PRO OPERA AND I VOTE!"
Roz Doyle : Frasier, you've got to admit, it was clever.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I admit nothing. That is the last we shall discuss of it, we have a show to do.
Roz Doyle : OK.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Good afternoon, Seattle, and welcome to the Halloween edition of the Dr. Frasier Crane Show. Today we will be discussing the topic of fears. Are they irrational hindrances, or evolutionary tools? Hmmm... the surprising answer, after these words.
[He goes to commercial]
Dr. Frasier Crane : [on tape; wailing] My car! Ohhhh, no - my caaar! What did they do to you? Oh, my bay-beee...!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Zombie #2, what are you doing?
Zombie #2 : I'm scaring Bulldog?
Dr. Frasier Crane : I see. Is that what zombies do, they scare people?
Zombie #2 : Um...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Wrong. They eat brains, and THAT'S what scares people!
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Martin Crane : Oh, jeez, Fras, this is the fourth time through. Can somebody else play Bulldog now?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad, you said you would help me with this.
Martin Crane : Well, that's because you said we were gonna do a practical joke. I thought it would be fun.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Whatever gave you that idea?
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [Giving notes to a zombie actor] Todd, I am getting dead from you. But I'm not getting undead.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Why is it that whenever Bulldog pulls a practical joke, you all applaud him, as if he'd won some sort of bowl or cup or other sports dish? But when I ask you to give up a single Sunday, all I get is complaints?
Martin Crane : Well, because you keep turning it into work! This is supposed to be fun! Like a day at the beach. Oh, you do this kind of thing all the time.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Like when?
Martin Crane : Like the last time we went to the beach!
Dr. Frasier Crane : A lot of people bring rakes!
