- Dr. Niles Crane: This place is the hottest new thing in fusion cuisine.
- Frasier: What cuisines are being fused?
- Dr. Niles Crane: Polynesian and Scandinavian. It's called Mahalo Valhalla.
- Frasier: Perhaps there's a reason God put those countries so far apart.
- Kenny Daly: Since I fired you, I haven't been able to eat or sleep.
- Frasier: Kenny, it's only been an hour and a half.
- Frasier: Hello Seattle, the people who know me best will not be surprised by what I'm about to tell you: I am not a man who betrays his principles. I am not a man who misleads his listeners and I am not a man who will shrink from a fight. Today I find myself in a fight over the content of my show. But rather than truffle to the forces of commercialism, I've decided to take a stand on principal, even if it means...
- [Roz enters his booth]
- Frasier: I'm not on the air, am I?
- Roz: No. He put on The Best of Crane.
- Frasier: How much did I get out?
- Roz: Well, let's see.
- Frasier: [Roz presses a button]
- [Voice over]
- Frasier: People who know me best will not be surprised by what I'm about to tell you: I am not a man.
- [In person]
- Frasier: Perfect.
- [Frasier and Daphne have arrived at the rally]
- Daphne Moon: This is actually rather exciting. I must say, I never thought you to be the protest type.
- Frasier: Oh, on the contrary, Daphne, I was quite the activist in my college days. You know, there's nothing like throwing in with a fearless band of scruffy young rebels thumbing their noses at convention.
- Daphne Moon: So did you go in for the whole package, then? Long hair, bell bottoms, beads?
- Frasier: Oh, heavens no. I did have a pair of psychedelic suspenders that raised an eyebrow or two.
- [chuckles]
- [Martin has just returned with Daphne, having bailed her from jail]
- Frasier: Daphne! Daphne, it's so good to have you home, safe and sound.
- Daphne Moon: Sod off.
- Martin Crane: She's a little mad at ya.
- Frasier: Yes, thank you, Dad.
- Frasier: Daphne, I am so sorry. I feel just terrible.
- Daphne Moon: As you should. You left me handcuffed and helpless.
- Dr. Niles Crane: If you ever find yourself in that position again, be sure to call on me.
- [a look of innocent confusion from Daphne and eye-rolling from Frasier]
- Dr. Niles Crane: ...for help.
- Frasier: You know, frankly, I'm terribly upset about this. You know, I think we'll go down there and join that rally.
- Roz: Good for you, Frasier.
- Frasier: I refuse to stand idly by while some fat-cat bully rides roughshod over the little people.
- Daphne Moon: I don't want to go to a rally!
- Frasier: Oh, tough luck - you're the chauffeur!