Frasier (TV Series)

Slow Tango in South Seattle (1994)

Dan Butler: Bulldog Briscoe

Quotes 

• [Bulldog and Gil are reading passages from a romance novel] 

  Bulldog : [laughing]  "I wept as our bodies made the music of love."

  Gil Chesterson : [laughing]  "I'm your rhapsody, play me!"

  Bulldog : [laughing]  "Crescendo, my young maestro, crescendo!"

  Gil Chesterson : My vessel yearns to dock in the magnificence of your harbor.

  Bulldog : [laughs, then stops]  Hey, that's not in the book!

• Bulldog Briscoe : [after Bulldog learns about Frasier's first time]  I had a similar experience when I was sixteen, with an older woman who introduced me to the mysteries of love. Of course, she was a hooker.

  [Roz looks shocked] 

  Bulldog Briscoe : Hey, it was a birthday present from my dad, okay? You wanna know the ironic thing, doc? All I wanted was a bike!