Frasier (TV Series)

Slow Tango in South Seattle (1994)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : I can't believe this. I simply cannot believe it.

  Martin : What are you yapping about?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : This... this book. It was written by a man I knew. He's taken an incident from my own life - something I shared with him in confidence one night - and he's turned it into this... this trash!

  Daphne Moon : "Slow Tango"? I just started reading that. You mean to tell me that young man is based on you, Dr. Crane?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, he is, but did Thomas Jay Fallow have the grace to thank me? No! My name isn't even listed in his acknowledgements!

  Martin : What's it about, anyway?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : That is not important.

  Daphne Moon : It's about his first time.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [sarcastically]  Thank you, Daphne.

  Niles : Your first time doing what?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [sarcastic again]  Changing a flat tire.

  Niles : Oh... oh!

  Martin : So this whole book's about the night you conceived Frederick?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Very amusing, dad. I'll have you know that was not my first time.

  Martin : Hey, I'm happy to know it wasn't your only time.

  Niles : Just who was this charitable lass?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : That is not important.

  Daphne Moon : His piano teacher.

  Martin : His piano teacher?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [sarcastically]  Thank you again, Daphne!