Frasier (TV Series)
Sleeping with the Enemy (1995)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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Kate Costas : There would've been raises if you hadn't taken all the money to pay for those Armani suits!
Frasier : Oh, what about you? Let's not overlook that pricy little Fendi scarf you're wearing!
Kate Costas : Well, what about this designer cologne on you?
Frasier : Well, how about those pouty lips that must have cost you a fortune in collagen injections!
Kate Costas : These lips are mine, you arrogant gasbag!
Frasier : You intractable despot!
Kate Costas : Blowhard!
Frasier : Tyrant!
Kate Costas : Ass!
Frasier : Shrew!
[they grab each other and kiss passionately]
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Martin Crane : Who made the first move? You or her?
Frasier : There was no first move. It was more like spontaneous sexual combustion.
Martin Crane : There's always a first move. Think.
Frasier : Allright. I was standing in front of her desk like so. She was facing me... Niles, you be Kate.
Dr. Niles Crane : I will not.
Frasier : Look, just stand up.
Dr. Niles Crane : I'm *always* the girl! In every prep school play I was the girl! Guinevere, Marian the Librarian, Ado Annie. Well, no more, I'm through with it! When do I get to be Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo'?
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Frasier : [to Roz] Our leader is Noel Shempsky? The man has all the backbone of a paramecium!
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Martin Crane : Feel like a wiener, Niles?
Dr. Niles Crane : Indeed I do.
Frasier : Niles, this is not a party; and Dad, that is a fourteen-dollar-a-pound andouille sausage.
Martin Crane : Wow. Means Eddie ate about thirty bucks' worth.
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Frasier : Well, it's not unheard of for a woman like you to use her feminine wiles to get what she wants.
Kate Costas : Oh, very clever! What about you using your masculine wiles to get what you want?
Frasier : You think my wiles are masculine?
Kate Costas : No, I am not going down that road again.
Frasier : 'Course you're not. Because at the end of that road is a cul-de-sac of vulnerability. That's not you, is it?
Kate Costas : Cul-de-sac of vulnerability?