Frasier (TV Series)

Radio Wars (1999)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Daphne Moon : Dr. Crane, how do you know it's time to have your crepe pans re-seasoned, anyway?

  Niles : It can be confusing. But this may help: "Saucepans in summer, crepe pans in fall, when winter's upon us, there's food for us all."

• Frasier : Oh, Daphne, Daphne! Tell us, do you think we're snobby, superior and condescending?

  Daphne Moon : That's it! I'm getting my door soundproofed.

• Martin : [on phone with Duke]  No kidding. He's flying you to Las Vegas for the fight?

  [turns so Frasier can hear] 

  Martin : That's a great son you've got there, Duke.

  Daphne Moon : [opens door for Niles]  Good morning, Dr. Crane.

  Niles : Hello, Daphne, Dad. Frasier, I thought you might like to join me. I'm going down to Abigail's to have my crepe pans re-seasoned.

  [Martin quickly turns away the phone so Duke doesn't hear] 

  Frasier : Gosh, I'd love to, Niles, but I've just drawn myself a nice herbal bath.

  [Martin turns the other way] 

  Martin : [laughs]  No, no, it's just Daphne, she's watching PBS.

• Daphne Moon : You know, it's funny hearing you talk about "The Avengers." My first Halloween in America, I went to a party dressed as Mrs. Peel. Head-to-toe in that skintight black leather catsuit. Come to think of it, I still have it somewhere, and Halloween's coming up.

  Martin : Catsuit, huh?

  [nods towards Eddie] 

  Martin : Better not let this guy hear you talking about that, he'll go nuts.

  Niles : [indignant]  I would not!

  [sees Eddie] 

  Niles : ...be surprised if he did!

  [pets Eddie] 

  Niles : Ho-ho-ho...