Frasier (TV Series)
Morning Becomes Entertainment (2000)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Bebe Glazer : [takes out cigarette] May I?
Dr. Frasier Crane : On the balcony, if you don't mind.
Bebe Glazer : Mind? I don't want a single puff tearing up the baby blues of TV's newest sensation. By this time next week...
Dr. Niles Crane : You heard him, if you're gonna blow smoke, do it on the balcony.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, come on in, Niles. Bebe's just bringing me up to speed on her depressing news about my contract negotiations.
Bebe Glazer : Don't worry, dear, I just need to find a way to throw a scare into them.
Dr. Niles Crane : Have you tried turning into a bat?
Bebe Glazer : I would, love, but most grown men don't share your fear of tiny creatures!
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Dr. Niles Crane : It's the final step in your descent from legitimate psychiatrist to dancing bear.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Oh please, in your 6th grade production of "Oklahoma!", you took so many curtain calls, Mrs. Van Raphorst had to lasso you and pull you from the stage.
Dr. Frasier Crane : That woman never understood me or the role of Farmer #3.
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Dr. Niles Crane : I can't believe you're even considering this. The show is nothing more than a melange of bad jokes and mind-numbing banter.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, but it doesn't have to be, Niles, don't you see? If I could choose the guests myself,
Bebe Glazer : You can.
Dr. Frasier Crane : and control the content,
Bebe Glazer : You could.
Dr. Frasier Crane : well then I'd accept.
Bebe Glazer : We did... I mean we will.