Frasier (TV Series)
Mixed Doubles (1996)
Allison Mackie: Adelle Childs
Quotes
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[Niles and Adelle drop by to pick up their opera tickets]
Frasier : Say, have you got time for a coffee before you go?
Adelle Childs : That'd be nice.
Frasier : Splendid! It'll give me a chance to debut my Limoges coffee set. Each cup bears a portrait of a different wife of Henry VIII. My antiques scout just found an Anne of Cleves to complete the set!
Martin : He loves to rub it in. I'm still looking for a Wilma to complete my juice glass set.
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Frasier : [At the Café Nervosa, talking to Niles] Well, then, if you've ever taken any of my advice before, take this: Adelle may very well be the path to your happiness.
Frasier : [Frasier sees Adelle comes in with Rodney] But let's say I'm wrong...
Niles : But, but you're not wrong. Adelle is a wonderful, affectionate woman. She's clearly drawn to a man of my type. Just thinking about her lifts my spirits. Frasier... thank you.
Frasier : [Pointing to Adelle and Rodney] Niles, look.
Niles : [Angered] I don't believe it! The betrayal! No one treats Daphne like that!
Frasier : Niles! Whatever you do, do not engage him in a physical fight. The whole thing would just look too weird!
Niles : Hello, Adelle.
Adelle Childs : [startled] Oh no.
Rodney Banks : I know this may look a tad incriminating, but the truth is...
Niles : Oh, spare me, you ludicrous popinjay. I know exactly what's going on here, I saw the whole thing from my table.
Adelle Childs : I was going to call you. You see, Rodney and I... I'm sorry.
Niles : So am I, Adelle. But I'm mainly sorry for Daphne. How do you intend to handle that small matter?
Rodney Banks : I was planning on telling her this evening at Granville's. We're meeting for drinks.
Niles : Granville's. Why don't you do her a favor? Let me tell her. It might be better coming from a friend.
Rodney Banks : [Clasping Adelle's hand affectionately] Yes, perhaps you're right. Please tell her that I'm sorry. Sometimes, when a man meets the woman that he's meant to be with, there's nothing he can do to resist it. I hope Daphne understands that.
Niles : I hope she understands it too.
Frasier : [Niles leaves the café. Frasier is about to leave] Rodney. Adelle.
Frasier : [Pausing] You know, there's just one thing I'd like to ask you, Rodney: do you have an older brother?
Rodney Banks : As a matter of fact, I do. He's always been the pride of the family - handsome, successful, brilliant. I've always been rather jealous of him.
Frasier : [as he leaves] Spooky.