Frasier (TV Series)

Martin Does It His Way (1995)

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio: Eileen

Quotes 

• Frasier : Hello, Eileen, I'm listening.

  Eileen : Dr. Crane, I've been very happily married for twenty years and I wouldn't dream of cheating, but lately when we're making love I find myself fantasizing about people... other than my husband.

  Frasier : Well, that's perfectly normal. It's quite normal to spice up one's love life by imagining a tryst with, oh, a sports figure or a movie star or...

  Eileen : Or a radio psychiatrist?

  Frasier : Excuse me?

  Eileen : It's your voice, Dr. Crane. You must have the most sensuous voice on earth.

  Frasier : [sensuously]  Oh, I don't know, Eileen.

  Eileen : I've never seen your picture. Would you mind describing yourself?

  Frasier : Oh, well I don't really think that's appropriate...

  Roz : I'll do it.

  Frasier : Roz, I don't think...

  Roz : He's about six-one, with a granite jaw and the broad shoulders of a marine. He's been wearing his hair short lately but that only accentuates his cobalt blue eyes, his chiseled cheekbones and his full, provocative lips.

  Eileen : Wow! Thanks, Roz, and thank you, Dr. Crane. I'll be thinking of you tonight. With any luck, twice!

  Frasier : Well, this is Dr. Frasier Crane feeling a little red in his chiseled cheeks. Till tomorrow then, this is KACL 780 AM.