Frasier (TV Series)

Martin Does It His Way (1995)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

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• Niles : [attempting to write a song for Frank Sinatra]  I don't mean to quibble, but it seems like your heart is always going either hidy-heydy, ringy-dingy, or scooby-dooby.

  Martin : Look, I don't need another critic.

  Niles : Right. Perhaps a cardiologist.

• [about Aunt Louise] 

  Martin : Every year she was gonna take a trip to the South Pacific. It was a big dream, but would she spend the money? No, she just sat around whining all the time about how she'd like to be in a warmer climate.

  Frasier : My guess is she finally made it.

• Frasier : Apparently, it was Aunt Louise's wish that Niles dispose of her ashes.

  Niles : Now the pressure's on me to find the perfect place for her to rest for eternity. I haven't the faintest idea what to do with her.

  Martin : Why don't you just flush her down the toilet.

  Daphne Moon : Mr. Crane, you can't do that.

  Martin : Why not, she loved water.

• Martin : Looks like Louise's whole retirement home turned out for this, must've been liver and onions day.