Frasier (TV Series)

Martin Does It His Way (1995)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

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Quotes 

• Niles : [attempting to write a song for Frank Sinatra]  I don't mean to quibble, but it seems like your heart is always going either hidy-heydy, ringy-dingy, or scooby-dooby.

  Martin : Look, I don't need another critic.

  Niles : Right. Perhaps a cardiologist.

• Niles : Remember when that photo was taken, the day Aunt Louise took me to Wilson's Meadow to fly a kite. Cost her 39 cents and when it got stuck in a tree, she made me climb up after it. Fell out and broke my collarbone in two places. I think it's the only time I ever saw her laugh.

• Frasier : Apparently, it was Aunt Louise's wish that Niles dispose of her ashes.

  Niles : Now the pressure's on me to find the perfect place for her to rest for eternity. I haven't the faintest idea what to do with her.

  Martin : Why don't you just flush her down the toilet.

  Daphne Moon : Mr. Crane, you can't do that.

  Martin : Why not, she loved water.

• Frasier : Remember the Christmas tree I bought her?

  Niles : Remember the ashtray I made her?

  Frasier : [mocking Louise]  Is that the best you can do? It wobbles.

  Niles : [eyes her urn]  I wish I had that ashtray now.

• Daphne Moon : How did the scattering go? Any problems?

  Niles : Nothing out of the ordinary.

  [takes off his shoe and pours out ashes]