- Dr. Frasier Crane: Would we sleep together?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: I thought we'd freeze your sperm.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Is that a yes or a no?
- [Frasier is in a booth, trying to make a sperm sample]
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Just a hint...
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Lilith! If there is one thing I can do *by myself*, this is it!
- Guy in Waiting Room: Is this your first time?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, I've been doing this since I was twelve.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: I mapped out our dominant and recessive traits on a genome square, applied Mendel's laws, allowed for anomalies and concluded that you are the best biological choice.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I see. Well, as enticed as I am by your honeyed words, I'm gonna need some kissin'.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [to Martin] You were eavesdropping?
- Martin Crane: It was an accident and I only heard the part about her
- [Lilith]
- Martin Crane: wanting to have another baby with you.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: She completely threw me.
- Martin Crane: Well, I don't know why you're so surprised. She's seen what the Crane genes can do and she's coming back to the well.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: How does one respond to something like that?
- Martin Crane: Well, I bet if you say "No" she'll go to Niles.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Really, it's just so self-centered. I mean, she's got this all figured out for herself without the slightest consideration for my life.
- Martin Crane: And Niles'll say "No" for sure. Which means only one thing. She'll come to the source. Me. The fountainhead.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: What?
- Martin Crane: Can you imagine? Lilith's and my kid would be brother to you and Niles and Freddie.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: What are you talking about?
- Martin Crane: And if you and Lilith got back together, you'd be his step-father and his brother and Niles would be your son and his own uncle. It's almost worth doing just so that I can tell the story.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Recently a subconscious yearning has tunneled its way to the surface and I now know what it is I need in order to make my life complete.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, that's wonderful news. How can I help?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: You can give me your sperm.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I beg your pardon?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: I want to have another baby.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, you certainly don't need me for that. Surely, someone in Boston must have sperm.
- [Frasier is about to make a sperm sample]
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Frasier! It probably doesn't matter, but try to think positive thoughts.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Thanks for that. I was going to think of the plight of the American Indian.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: You're white as a sheet.
- Albert: No, actually, I'm always this pale. My ex-wife used to say she could tell when I was embarrassed because I'd turn off-white.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Lilith, what are you singing?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Was I singing?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You were singing "My Dad Is the Gweatest Dad."
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Oh, you mean that song Frederick wrote for you when he was four.
- Roz Doyle: There's a gas station right there I really need to stop.
- Daphne Moon: I can't get over, you'll have to wait.
- Roz Doyle: But according to this my bladder is holding "thirsty-two" ounces of soda.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You can't use the past to fill what's missing in the present.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: It's gone.