Frasier (TV Series)

Here's Looking at You (1993)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin : Thanks, Frasier. You know, I guess I don't say it often enough but you're a good kid.

  Frasier : Well, thanks Dad. You know, there's something I don't say often enough...

  Martin : There's nothing you don't say often enough.

• Martin : See if I've got this tie on right?

  Daphne : Just needs a minor adjustment. What's all this hair on it?

  Martin : The only way I can get the knot right is if I tie it on Eddie first.

• Martin : Boy, it's a long time since I've been dating. Have things changed much in the last forty years?

  Frasier : Well, the wardrobe's a little different, but, ummm... your ultimate goal is still the same.

• Martin : She's not my girlfriend.

  Frasier : Oh please. You two have been exchanging notes for the last three days. If you were in the sixth grade, you'd be sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

• Martin : How's Freddie?

  Frasier : Oh, Frederick is fine. Oh, he sends his love. He said to thank you for the toy gun you gave him. At least what he can remember of it before Lilith smashed it to bits with a croquet mallet.

• Daphne : And you know as well as I do that history is full of sexy limpers. For instance, Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Of course he didn't limp so much as roll. Oh, I know, Toulouse Lautrec. Although he was rather a little person. Still, he did rather well with the ladies. Of course, they were all prostitutes. But then again, he was French and there's no explaining their taste.

  Martin : What's your point?

  Daphne : I guess I don't have one.

• Frasier : Now let's see here, yep, you got a hanky in there?

  Martin : Yep.

  Frasier : Terrific, alright. Have you got, ah, your keys?

  Martin : Yep.

  Frasier : You're not going to be out too late, are you?

  Martin : Frasier...!

  Frasier : Dad, I'm just busting your chops here.

• Daphne Moon : [about Irene's son]  Is he the breached birth?

  Martin Crane : No that's the other one.

  Daphne Moon : Oh yeah, the one with the wife who won't ever let him visit. I can't stand her.