Frasier (TV Series)

Head Game (1996)

Dan Butler: Bulldog Briscoe

Quotes 

• [while Niles is filling in for Frasier] 

  Bulldog : Hey, Dr. Doolittle! I heard your show. It didn't suck!

  Niles : Ah. "Dear Diary...

  Bulldog : So, how's it feel?

  Niles : Like I'm walking away from my lamppost, and counting the bills in my garter belt.

• [Roz checks out one of Bulldog's guests, a pro basketball player] 

  Roz : Can I ask you a favor?

  Bulldog : Yeah, forget it. He's married!

  Roz : Hey! That's pretty offensive. Why did you assume that's what I wanted?

  Bulldog : Okay, then. What did you want?

  Roz : Well... I don't know. I just wondered if...

  Bulldog : [blowing a horn in her face]  Time's up.

• Bulldog : [to Reggie]  I'd introduce you to this guy but he doesn't know squat about sports.

  Niles : On the contrary - in prep school I was an ardent sportsman. Until an inflamed instep forced me to resign from the croquet club.