Frasier (TV Series)

Head Game (1996)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• [Niles gets complimentary basketball tickets] 

  Niles : Tell me, does one still wear a white sweater jauntily tied around the neck to these things?

  Roz : If one wants to get the crap beaten out of one!

• [Roz checks out one of Bulldog's guests, a pro basketball player] 

  Roz : Can I ask you a favor?

  Bulldog : Yeah, forget it. He's married!

  Roz : Hey! That's pretty offensive. Why did you assume that's what I wanted?

  Bulldog : Okay, then. What did you want?

  Roz : Well... I don't know. I just wondered if...

  Bulldog : [blowing a horn in her face]  Time's up.

• [Niles's counseling has turned around a basketball player's game, making him the toast of Seattle] 

  Niles : I must admit I find this all a bit mystifying. Do people really care this much about a basketball game?

  Roz : Are you kidding? This is Seattle. It rains nine months out of the year. We take our indoor sports very seriously.

  Niles : Well, I know you always have!

  Roz : [forcing a smile]  You're a hero today so I'm going to let that one go.

• Niles : That last piece of sabotage was not amusing.

  Roz : [chortling]  Then why did coffee come out of my nose?