Frasier (TV Series)
Four for the Seesaw (1997)
Megan Mullally: Beth Armstrong
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Quotes
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Frasier : You know, I think the key to a good kitchen is comfort.
Beth Armstrong : Well, that's a whole current trend - a living room feel in the kitchen.
Niles : Except of course with our father, who favors a kitchen feel in the living room.
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Frasier : Niles, I can't take this anymore.
Niles : These women are as inscrutable as sphinxes.
Frasier : Yes. Since we've got here all they've done is send us the most veiled, cloaked, cryptic messages. Can't they just give us one clear signal?
Beth Armstrong : [enters] Well, I'm off to bed. Niles, are you coming?
[exits to bedroom]
Niles : [missing the implication] Curse these infernal riddles!
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Martin Crane : So, you've been out on a double date, huh?
Beth Armstrong : Well, sort of. We met this afternoon and the next thing we knew, your sons were taking us out to dinner and then to the Seattle Rep.
Martin Crane : Oh, what did you see?
Laura Paris : 'The Man Who Came To Dinner.' It's about a bad-tempered invalid that moves into these people's house and just drives them crazy.
Martin Crane : Oh, comedy?
Frasier : I used to think so.