Frasier (TV Series)

Don Juan in Hell: Part 1 (2001)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : Just at that moment, the sun peeked over the mountaintops, illuminating not only my splendid nakedness, but the bus for the Christian Women's Society.

  Martin Crane : They went to a nude beach?

  Dr. Niles Crane : No, and neither did I. Uh, the next few minutes were a blur, as I zig-zagged my way back to the car, while being pelted with driftwood and Bibles.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Morning, gang.

  Daphne Moon : How's my natural man?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Mmm, as hungry as I am hairy.

  [kisses her] 

  Claire French : No kidding, that goatee sure came in fast.

  Dr. Niles Crane : I know. I credit the hothouse atmosphere of this tropical paradise - that and our nearly constant nudity. Gone is the citified dandy of just last week. In his place stands a feral Caliban, a sandy-bottomed Dionysius, a lusty, insatiable... ooh, scones!