Frasier (TV Series)

Don Juan in Hell: Part 1 (2001)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Bob : [At the lost luggage counter]  You been waiting here long?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Time is irrelevant here in the 7th circle of Hell. The place where even despair dies.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, listen, I didn't want to say anything in front of the others, but I find myself in a bit of a quandry. Well, it's not so much a quandry, really, it's more of, uh, a pickle. Well, not so much a pickle, but well, but, no more than a, a... a cornichon.

• Lana Gardner : Hey, Frasier, don't you be a stranger.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [Awkwardly]  Oh, no, I-I won't. Uh, don't you be a stranger, either. To me.

  Roz Doyle : [Lana looks confused, but she laughs it off. She and Kirby leave]  Let me guess: Lana in, Claire out.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : What, that? Oh, that was nothing. It's just, she merely caught me off guard. Don't go reading anything into that.

  Roz Doyle : OK, if you say so.

  [gets up] 

  Roz Doyle : Listen, Frasier, I got to go.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, alright.

  Roz Doyle : But let not... either us... be strangers... be.