Frasier (TV Series)
Dark Victory (1995)
Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle
Quotes
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[playing a game called "I'm the Dullest Person"]
Frasier : If I was going to go I would say, "I am the dullest person because I have never been on a rollercoaster." All right? And then all of you that have been on a rollercoaster would give me a penny. Now we all have our pennies. Who would like to go first? Daphne?
Daphne : I can't think of anything.
Frasier : Of course you can. Just say the first thing that comes into your mind. I'm the dullest person because...
Daphne : Oh, I don't know. Because I've never made love in a lift or a phone booth or on an aeroplane or a merry-go-round.
Frasier : Okay, that's good, but strategically speaking that's not the best way to get our pennies. You see, it should be something that someone else might have actually...
[Roz throws in a penny]
Frasier : ...done.
[Roz throws in three more pennies while everyone else stares at her]
Roz : I was in college, I was trying to find myself!
Niles : All you needed to do was look under the nearest man.
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Roz : The blackout hit just as the elevator doors opened on the fourteenth floor. So I stood in the hallway trying to decide whether to come back in here with you guys or take my chances on the pitch-black streets with the muggers and the weirdos. So I went down a couple of flights, and then I changed my mind. Meanwhile someone's probably looting my apartment!
Niles : Yes, I hear there's a thriving black market in badly-designed Formica coffee tables.
Roz : At least I have my own sense of style. You won't even buy a chair unless some fey French aristocrat has sat his fat satin fanny in it!
Niles : Louis the Fourteenth was not fey! Everyone wore garters in the eighteenth century!
