Frasier (TV Series)
Call Me Irresponsible (1993)
Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon
Quotes
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[Though it's October 21st, Martin and Daphne decorate the apartment for Christmas, to take the picture for their cards]
Daphne Moon : [looking at the tree] Oh, it's lovely.
Daphne Moon , Martin Crane : [singing] Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...!
[Frasier comes in from his nap]
Frasier : Excuse me, excuse me... exactly how long have I been asleep?
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Daphne Moon : [handing out woolen hats for a Christmas card photo] Now the theme this year is "Santa's Workshop." Everybody put on your little elf hats.
Frasier : I am not putting this on my head. For God's sake, I mean, I'm a respected professional.
Martin Crane : [wearing his] But if you don't, it'll look stupid.
Frasier : Oh, I think the ship has already sailed on that one.
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Martin Crane : [Trying to take a Christmas card photo] Just put the hat on, Frasier.
Frasier : You can't tell me what to do.
Martin Crane : I am telling you, look, put the hat on.
Frasier : No, look, the days are passed when you can just sit me on top of some stupid old Packard and make me wear matching sweaters with my little brother.
Daphne Moon : Boys, boys please. Don't fight. Are you forgetting what day it is?
Frasier : It's October 21st!