Frasier (TV Series)

An Affair to Forget (1995)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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Quotes 

• Niles : [to Gunnar]  All right, fine, you want to challenge me? En garde!

  Frasier : Oh yes, Niles, that's just what we need, a fourth language!

• Niles : Marta! You speak German?

  Marta : Que?

  Frasier : Uh, habla alleman?

  Marta : Si! Yo trabajo para una familia allemana que llego a Guatemala despues a la Guerra.

  Frasier : Apparently she worked for a German family that turned up in Guatemala... just after the war.

• Niles : [thinking that Maris is having an affair]  I just got in the car and started driving.

  Frasier : Well, I'm glad you ended up here.

  Niles : Actually, I ended up at the Oregon border-check. I had fruit in the car so I had to turn back.

• Frasier : You know, Roz, when I hear advice like that it makes me wish there was a law against two or more women gathering at a water cooler.

• [Niles' wife Maris is suspected of having an affair with the husband of one of Frasier's callers] 

  Roz : You just tell her that you know she's been mattress surfing with some other guy and if she doesn't knock it off, you'll tell her husband.

  Frasier : It's not that easy. You don't know this woman. She doesn't deal with confrontation very well. I once questioned the political correctness of her serving veal. An hour later, we found her locked in the garage with the engine running on her golf cart!

  Roz : Whoa! It's Maris.

• Frasier : Niles, are you going to be spending the evening with us?

  Niles : Yes. As much as my Maris misses me, she feels family comes first. When she saw this model, she felt it was the perfect project for me to share with dad.

  Frasier : She wanted you out of the house, huh?

  Niles : Like a musty smell.