Frasier (TV Series)
A New Position for Roz (2003)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : We have with us today Noel Shempsky, a KACL employee whose sole qualification for this job seems to be that he has never taken a sick day.
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Roz Doyle : [Roz doesn't like Frasier's relationship with Julia, KACL's financial analyst] You're gonna have to choose, Frasier.
Dr. Frasier Crane : You will not put me in this position, Roz. We will discuss it later.
Roz Doyle : No! Tell me! It's her or me! Tell me now! Or I swear to God I will walk out of here and I will not come back!
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Roz Doyle : The trick of it is, you want to arrange these calls so that each segment is "can't-miss" radio.
Noel Shempsky : I thought it was just about Frasier doing good work.
Roz Doyle : Please, it's all about ratings. If the station had its way, each call would end in an auto-erotic suicide.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Thank you, Roz. Now that Seattle knows how we do things around here, perhaps you could let Noel know to keep his elbow off the mic button.
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Roz Doyle : You and Julia?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Now, Roz, if you took the time to get to know her, you'd see that she's really not such a bad person.
Roz Doyle : Like get to know her naked, you mean.
Dr. Frasier Crane : No. I think she's been misjudged. Sure, she has a lot of walls up, but there must be something good inside if it needs that much protection.
Roz Doyle : Oh well, there are walls around prisons, too.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, your opinion has been noted.
Roz Doyle : There are walls around insane asylums, cholera wards, nuclear facilities, gator farms...
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[first lines]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Kenny, this is not Amateur Hour.