Frasier (TV Series)
A Lilith Thanksgiving (1996)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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Martin : Why does Lilith have to tag along anyway?
Frasier : Well, she just didn't want to spend the holiday alone. Her husband is off in New Zealand exploring a volcano.
Martin : Well why couldn't she go with him?
Niles : Well because if she accidentally fell in, the shockwave from the hottest thing in nature meeting the coldest would actually crack the Earth in two.
[Niles and Martin laugh]
Frasier : [Not amused] As if a smile from Maris couldn't freeze mercury.
Martin : Guys, let it go. Nobody's gonna win this one.
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Martin : What's wrong?
Niles : Oh, just a little depressed. It's my first Thanksgiving without Maris.
Martin : Oh, yeah, I know, son. It's hard.
Niles : Do you remember the year I plopped that big wedge of pumpkin pie in front of her, and we all laughed? Then I put a big scoop of whipped cream on top of it and we laughed some more! Then her eyes welled up with tears and we all knew it was time to stop.
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Frederick Crane : [licking the spoon] Uh oh, are there anchovies in this?
Dr. Niles Crane : Yeessss,
[turns around and sees Freddie broken out]
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh my God! I've never seen hives break out that fast.
[car pulls up outside]
Dr. Niles Crane : They're back!
Martin Crane : Uh Freddie, do you have any pills for this?
Frederick Crane : I've got pills for *everything*.