- Willie Dante: [Wincing] That's the worst coffee I ever tasted in my life! What did you do... make it with soapy water?
- Monte: Soapy water? Wash the glasses with it.
- Willie Dante: Wash the glasses with it? They haven't been washed since you came here.
- Monte: How do you know what soapy water tastes like?
- Willie Dante: I've taken a shower!
- Jackson: There's a woman waiting to see you in your office.
- Willie Dante: Is it a mother who wants her daughter's money back or a daughter who wants more for her money?