The 5 Mrs. Buchanans (TV Series)

The Other Woman (1994)

Charlotte Ross: Bree Buchanan

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• Bree Buchanan : She's always saying the meanest things but in a way that almost makes them sound nice.

  Alexandria 'Alex' Buchanan : Bree, we understand, we have been dealing with that ever since we married her boys. Being passive-aggressive is Mother Buchanan's specialty. At Roy's and my nineteenth anniversary last year, she made a toast to "my son Roy and his lovely wife whose name escapes me at the moment."

• Bree Buchanan : Ever since we moved in with Mother Buchanan, Jesse hasn't been able to... you know.

  Alexandria 'Alex' Buchanan : Bree, I think I speak for all of us when I say I don't know.

  Bree Buchanan : Jesse hasn't been able to make love. There's something about being in the same house with his mother that makes him unable to... perform.

  Delilah Buchanan : Well sweetie, we've all been there.

  Alexandria 'Alex' Buchanan : This hasn't happened to any of us!

  Delilah Buchanan : Well, what am I supposed to say? "Sorry you're married to a freak?"

• Bree Buchanan : Up until my wedding night I was a virgin and I always wondered what all the fuss was about. But now that's I've had sex, I like it! I like it a lot.

  Vivian Buchanan : That's because you're a newlywed. Once you've been married a few years, sex will seem less like a tantalizing pleasure and much more like a chore. A chore you're forced to perform on birthdays, holidays and Superbowl Sunday. Don't ask.

• Mother Emma Buchanan : Bree, I came to apologize for my behavior when you said you and Jesse were moving out. I may have overreacted.

  Bree Buchanan : May have? You tried to kick me!

  Mother Emma Buchanan : For Heaven's sakes, Bree, I have the gout. It would have hurt me more than you!