The 5 Mrs. Buchanans (TV Series)

Pilot (1994)

Judith Ivey: Alex Buchanan

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Quotes 

• [Introducing his fiancé, Bree] 

  Jesse Buchanan : Isn't she great? I met her on vacation last month at Disneyland. She worked there.

  Alexandria 'Alex' Buchanan : Somehow I sensed that.

• Alexandria 'Alex' Buchanan : That woman would qualify for sainthood if weren't for one tiny little thing.

  Bree Buchanan : What's that?

  Alexandria 'Alex' Buchanan : She's a bitch.

• [Mother Buchanan emerges from the bathroom] 

  Alexandria 'Alex' Buchanan : That was awfully quick.

  Mother Emma Buchanan : I changed my mind. Obviously, you didn't get a chance to clean in there. I'll just wait 'til I get to a Texaco.