- [Moya and her crew have encountered a hostile ship]
- John Crichton: Have we sent the "Don't shoot us, we're pathetic" transmission yet?
- John Crichton: [as Rygel] Uh, Crichton?
- Aeryn Sun: [as John] What?
- John Crichton: [as Rygel] Eh, can you show me how to do this?
- Aeryn Sun: [as John] Oh my God. Unzip.
- John Crichton: [as Rygel] Right.
- Aeryn Sun: [as John] Pull it out. Point it like a gun. And shoot.
- John Crichton: [as Rygel] Aimed the right way?
- Aeryn Sun: [as John] Yes. That's fine.
- Aeryn Sun: [as Crichton] I'm a guy. A guy? Guys dream about this sort of thing.
- Dominar Rygel XVI: [as Aeryn] I'll tell you one thing, Crichton. If I find you've been dreaming anything else to my body, I'll break your legs. Even if they are mine.
- Aeryn Sun: You were in my shoes, I was in your pants.
- John Crichton: Excuse me...?
- [she gives him a coy look, he laughs and chases after her]
- John Crichton: [as Aeryn] Just shoot us, Zhann, full power. And don't worry, we'll have the screen up.
- Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan: Are you sure about this, Crichton?
- Aeryn Sun: [as Rygel] Shoot the damn gun, ya blue-assed bitch! I'm sick of all this.