Farscape (TV Series)
Bad Timing (2003)
Ben Browder: John Crichton
Quotes
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Officer Aeryn Sun : [as they're about to be strafed] You and your timing.
John Crichton : I love you.
[They kiss and get crystallized]
Ka D'Argo : NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!
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John Crichton : What did you imagine... for your life?
Aeryn Sun : Service, promotion, retirement, death. You?
John Crichton : This is exactly what I imagined.
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John Crichton : And the baby?
Officer Aeryn Sun : It's yours.
[pause]
Officer Aeryn Sun : I just wanted to tell you. Hope it doesn't change anything.
John Crichton : [pause] Well it changes everything.
[stands]
John Crichton : WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! YEAH! FRELL YEAH! WE ARE GONNA HAVE A BABY!
Chiana : [inside Moya] Wh- What's going on?
Ka D'Argo : Now John seems very, very angry.
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Chiana : Sex does it.
General Ka D'Argo : For you.
Chiana : For everyone. Sex.
John Crichton : With you? Or with him?
Chiana : Whatever.
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Harvey : Curious holiday, Easter. Religious leader dies, comes back from the dead, and you end up celebrating like this.
[John tries to continue recording]
Harvey : John.
John Crichton : Not now! You son of... . This is not the time to be messing with me.
[both pant]
John Crichton : [John grunts]
[Harvey groans]
John Crichton : You want me to fail, don't you?
Harvey : Quite the contrary, John. Should your planet fall victim, I would not wish to reside in the head that blames itself.
John Crichton : Then why?
Harvey : I've examined this thoroughly from my unique perspective. And I believe your fears are correct. I believe you will fail.
John Crichton : After all that's happened, how do you expect me to trust you?
Harvey : Well, I think that, like religion, is an individual choice, either you believe, and therefore bunnies are unnecessary, or you don't. In which case, chocolate.