- Laura Winslow: [dancing the polka] Oh my God!
- Steve Urkel: What is it?
- Laura Winslow: I'm actually having fun!
- Laura Winslow: Maxine, do you think I'm crazy for falling for Steve?
- Maxine Johnson: Yeah, we talked about this before, but you refused to go on medication, so here we are.
- Steve Urkel: Laura, may I have this dance?
- Laura Winslow: Steve, I don't know how to polka.
- Steve Urkel: Just follow my lead, and the let the music carry you away.
- Carl Winslow: Why don't you take a break and fix your old man a sandwich?
- Eddie Winslow: Why don't you pick up a brush and help me paint?
- Carl Winslow: Cuz I like my idea better.
- Laura Winslow: [after meeting the kids at Steve's polka clinic] Steve, you're amazing, you opened an inner city clinic?
- Steve Urkel: Well, polka has given me so much, I wanted to give something back. First it started with the Bavarian Meals on Wheels, then a fundraiser to buy new beer clocks, then the polka clinics.
- Laura Winslow: I feel like the lead in Heidi Comes to Harlem.
- Steve Urkel: Laura, does this mean you'll go to Polkapalooza with me?
- Laura Winslow: No, I have an audition to be the next St. Pauli girl... of course I'll go with you, Steve.
- Laura Winslow: [3J tries to sneak a picture of Laura in her polka dress] Little boy, if you snap that shutter, I will break you in half.
- [3J puts his camera back in his bag]
- Laura Winslow: [unable to understand Helga] Sorry, no habla... German?
- Steve Urkel: She's trying to tell you that I delivered her baby last year during Oktoberfest.
- Laura Winslow: [slow dancing at the end of Polkapalooza] You know something, Steve?
- Steve Urkel: What?
- Laura Winslow: It's interesting, you had to about drag me down here... but this was actually one of the greatest nights of my life.
- Eddie Winslow: So how're things at home?
- Carl Winslow: Laura tried to kill Max.
- Eddie Winslow: How come?
- Carl Winslow: I don't know... something about hair.